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At A Medium Pace Guitar Chords by Adam Sandler
Put your arms around me [C] baby
Can’t you see I need you [G] so
Hold me close against your [F] skin
I’m about to [G] begin
Lovin’ [C] you
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a [C] medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
[G] How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up [F] and down my face
Sit [G] on the corner of the bed
And [C] watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now [C] stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a [G] medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend’s [F] dick
And how big it was
[G] Now shave off my pubes
And punch me [C] in the face
[F] Whoa darlin’
Make me [G] push my dick and balls
[C] Back [B] between my [A] legs
[G] Call me an ugly [F] woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you [G] work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
[C] Out of my ass
Pretend I’m the pizza delivery guy
[G] And watch me whack off
Strap on a [F] dildo
And make me give you head
[G] Tell me to slow down
And do it at [C] a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
[C] I’m about to blow my load
You tell me it’s time to make love
[G] But now I can’t
‘Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my [F] eyes
And [G] you realize
How much I [C] enjoy lovin’ [B] you.. [A] .. [G]
[F] I’m so sorry I spunked on my stomach [G]
Maybe next time I’ll
be better at lovin’ you
